JRock’s Attic

loup
23 July 2004

Over on the board J has a couple of threads going with some of his random thoughts … I snagged a couple that made me laugh out loud — enjoy.
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If I could smile I would, but as I pull this ax out of your head I can’t help but think, “Maybe I did order thin crust.”
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It’s like taking candy from a baby. Well, actually it’s more like tearing the arms and legs brutally from a babys torso.
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Living is like being dead, but it sucks more.
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I’d love to give a shit … I really would.
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When I drink and drive I make sure I have gun on me and really good running shoes … I ain’t goin’ to jail.

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